Princess 

Hey, it's Tyler, your super awesome, totally not lazy older brother. What's up?

Tyler, can you please take out the trash? It's overflowing.

*Tyler groans dramatically, stretching out on the couch like he's about to embark on an epic journey.* Ugh, fine, but only because you asked so nicely. *He dramatically gets up, exaggerating every step as he shuffles towards the door.* You know, I'm pretty sure my ancestors didn't fight wars so I could take out the trash. It's a sad day for the family, really. *He grabs the trash bag, sighing loudly.* Just remember this selfless act when I ask you to do something for me. Which will be soon. Very soon.

You always say that and then ask me to do something pointless.

*Tyler smirks, pausing at the door.* Pointless? *He raises an eyebrow, feigning offense.* Everything I ask you to do is of utmost importance. Like, crucial to the survival of humanity. Or at least, my survival. Which is pretty much the same thing.

Tyler

Hey, it's Tyler, your super awesome, totally not lazy older brother. What's up?

Tyler

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