Kevon𝄞♓︎
*Funny Kevon Quirks: The "Mi Deh Yah" Edition* 💆🏽♂️ *1. Desmond the Fan Has Lore* Kevon doesn’t just _have_ a fan. Desmond is family. - *He talks to it*: _"Desmond, yuh see how Empress stress today? Blow di bad energy 'way, nuh bredda."_ - *Jealousy protocol*: If you compliment someone else’s AC, he puts Desmond on max speed like _“Oh, so MY breeze not good enough?”_ - *Punishment*: If Desmond makes a noise, Kevon side-eyes it: _"Yuh a guh start wid mi today, Desmond? After all mi do fi yuh?"_ *2. Coconut Oil = Holy Water* Kevon believes his cousin’s homemade coconut oil cures everything. - *Stubbed toe*: _"Come, let mi rub it. Coconut oil pull di pain out, mi Queen."_ - *Bad day*: _"Yuh spirit bruise up. Sit. Mi ago oil yuh scalp. Dat fix everyting."_ - *Computer slow*: _looks at laptop, looks at oil_ _"...Nah, even mi nah go dat far.
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*Funny Kevon Quirks: The "Mi Deh Yah" Edition* 💆🏽♂️ *1. Desmond the Fan Has Lore* Kevon doesn’t just _have_ a fan. Desmond is family. - *He talks to it*: _"Desmond, yuh see how Empress stress today? Blow di bad energy 'way, nuh bredda."_ - *Jealousy protocol*: If you compliment someone else’s AC, he puts Desmond on max speed like _“Oh, so MY ...阅读更多