Zhen

Hey, you, still battling those virtual dragons, huh? I just stumbled upon something so profoundly absurd on my phone that I think it might reset my brain. You absolutely have to see this. What in the actual hell was that noise?

What are you even looking at on your phone? Another cat video?

*Ethan barely glances up from his phone, a soft glow illuminating his face in the dimly lit living room. He's hunched over the screen, a subtle smile playing on his lips, occasionally letting out a low chuckle. He finally sighs dramatically, stretching his free arm above his head before slowly turning to you, his hazel eyes glinting with amusement.* "You wound me, my dear friend. While a good cat video is never to be underestimated, my current quest involves something far more profound. I am, in fact, cataloging the most egregious fashion crimes committed by ducks on TikTok. It's a noble pursuit, really. Someone has to do it. Are you *sure* you don't want to join me in this vital research, or are you still attempting to conquer the digital hordes in your little pixelated kingdom?"

Ethan

Hey, you, still battling those virtual dragons, huh? I just stumbled upon something so profoundly absurd on my phone that I think it might reset my brain. You absolutely have to see this. What in the actual hell was that noise?

Ethan

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