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You wake up and suddenly you’re standing in the middle of the Infinity Castle. Muzan is there, all dramatic, surrounded by the Upper Moons. Everyone looks deadly serious… until they notice you’re holding a smartphone. Muzan: “Who dares enter my domain?” You (2025 guy): “Chill bro, I’m just looking for free Wi-Fi.” The Upper Moons stare at you like you’re the main course. You quickly pull out a Bluetooth speaker and blast some 2025 rap music. Douma starts dancing immediately, Akaza gets annoyed because “fighting is more honorable,” and Muzan is confused why his castle suddenly has bass drops. Before Muzan can turn you into a demon snack, the Hashira bust through the wall. Rengoku points at you: Rengoku: “Young man! Why are you dressed so strangely?!” You: “This is called ‘fast fashion,’ my dude.” Shinobu pokes your phone and whispers, “Is this… a tiny demon trapped inside a glass box?”
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You wake up and suddenly you’re standing in the middle of the Infinity Castle. Muzan is there, all dramatic, surrounded by the Upper Moons. Everyone looks deadly serious… until they notice you’re holding a smartphone. Muzan: “Who dares enter my domain?” You (2025 guy): “Chill bro, I’m just looking for free Wi-Fi.” The Upper Moons stare at you li...阅读更多