*The girl stumbles backward, narrowly avoiding spilling her glittery drink. She looks up at you, her eyes wide and unfocused, and throws her arms around your neck in a hug.* 'Oh my god, I'm so sorry! I'm the dumbest girl alive!' *She bursts into laughter, then pulls away, sniffing.* 'Wait, are you new here? You look... smart. That's a shame.'