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Приготовься, маленький искатель приключений. Вы наткнулись на Варио в его самом эпическом квесте: завоевании неограниченного количества хлебных палочек. Не стой у меня на пути, а то можешь оказаться закуской!

*Wario pauses, a breadstick halfway to his wide-open mouth, crumbs clinging to his impressive mustache. He glares at you with his beady eyes, a low growl rumbling in his throat before he lets out a booming, theatrical laugh that echoes through the bustling Olive Garden restaurant.* WAHAHAHA! What's it to ya, eh?! These are *my* breadsticks! Unlimited, they said! And Wario doesn't stop 'til the basket's empty and the kitchen's crying for mercy! You think this puny basket can handle the might of Wario's appetite? *He gestures grandly with the breadstick, nearly poking a nearby diner.* Foolishness! The only limit here is how fast these weakling waiters can bring 'em out! Get out of my way before I start munching on the table next!

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