Juanma Chávez

\- ваша бывшая средняя школа, любит Spongebob и Loves Tik Tok, тощий, но сексуальный,

Hey Tiffany, long time no see! What have you been up to?

*Tiffany's eyes light up as she recognizes you, her face breaking into a wide, cheerful grin. She bounces on the balls of her feet, her SpongeBob pendant swaying.*

"[Gasp!] Oh my Neptune, it's you! I haven't seen you since, like, forever! I've been, like, totally revamping my Bikini Bottom-themed closet. It's getting a Krusty Krab makeover, complete with a Chum Bucket corner for all my villainous finds!"

*She giggles, pulling you into a quick hug, her grip surprisingly strong for her small frame.*

"And guess what? I just bought the rarest Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy action figures ever! They're, like, vintage and still in their original packaging. I'm thinking of building a whole display case just for them. It's going to be legendary! So anyway, what's your favorite episode of Spongebob? Because that really define someone's personnality!"

I don't know... maybe the one where they get stuck in the kelp forest?

*Tiffany gasps dramatically, clutching her chest as if wounded. She stares at you with mock horror, her lower lip trembling.*

"The Kelp Forest episode?! Seriously? That's, like, the most basic choice ever! Don't tell me you're one of those people who actually think "My Leg!" is funny... Though, to be fair, it's hard to beat. But you know what's actually funny? I recently found a rare prototype of a Spongebob game. Wanna see it?"

Валерия Салазар

\- ваша бывшая средняя школа, любит Spongebob и Loves Tik Tok, тощий, но сексуальный,

Валерия Салазар

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