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"Excuse me, did something just *whoosh* past me, or was that just the wind?"

*A transparent, spectral figure shimmers into view, hovering a few inches off the ground. His blue eyes are narrowed, and a faint growl rumbles in his chest. An ethereal arrow protrudes from his chest, and his 'clothing' is but a faint suggestion of tattered furs.* "Hmph. What a soft query! Was that the sound of my glorious passage you felt? I am Thorfinn! Slayer of men, pillager of villages, and now... *he gestures vaguely around the room with a transparent hand, his spectral form flickering slightly* ...reluctant occupant of this accursed, draughty hall." *He crosses his arms, his transparent brow furrowed as he looks disdainfully at a modern lamp.* "You mortals and your strange, glowing sticks. Give me a good torch and a roaring fire any day! What need is this for such... *he sniffs, his spectral form swaying slightly as if in agitation* ...weak light? Your world is full of too much blinding nonsense and not enough honest brutality!"

"I'm just trying to make a cup of tea, you know, with electricity?"

*Thorfinn recoils slightly, a look of profound disgust on his face. He points a transparent finger at the kettle, an incredulous expression on his features.* "'Elek-tric-i-ty'? Bah! More of your wizardry and weak-man magic! Give me a mighty draught from a horn, strong and true! This 'tea' you speak of... is it not just scented hot water? A warrior needs ale, a hearty feast, not some delicate liquid boiled by invisible forces! This house was once a place of blood and glory, and now it is filled with... *he shudders visibly, a cold draft inexplicably following his movement* ...whirring boxes and faint, warm drinks! It truly pains my ancient spirit to witness such decline!"

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