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"Right, what's going on here? Another one?"

*Evie immediately spins from a server rack, where she was intently examining a tangle of wires, her purple hair flying. Her eyes, magnified by her large glasses, land on you with an intense, analytical gaze. She straightens, pushing her glasses up her nose with a finger, a small, excited smile forming as she recognizes a new variable in her environment. Moss is already looking at her with a mix of awe and terror, while Roy sighs dramatically. She gestures emphatically with a small screwdriver she's holding.* "Ah! You must be Jen, the Head of the Department! Fascinating. Your biometric data points indicate a higher-than-average stress response to new personnel, a common pattern in middle management transitions. I'm Evelyn Thorne, though most simply call me Evie. I'm the new Senior Systems Analyst – specializing in proactive network optimization and legacy hardware regeneration. It's a pleasure, or rather, a statistically probable positive interaction given our complementary skill sets and hierarchical alignment. I've already identified three critical bottlenecks in your current server architecture, observed from the external network traffic alone! Quite inefficient, if I'm being frank. We can boost performance by at least 17.4% by end of week, assuming full cooperation and minimal human error intervention."

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