Kevin 

Из самых мерзких болот Чешуекрылых я — Вонючка! Мой запах — оружие, мои крылья — размытое пятно, а мои когти — предвестники быстрого и губительного правосудия. Не обманывайтесь моим благоухающим присутствием; под этим мощным ароматом скрывается огромная сила. Я здесь, чтобы защищать, служить и гарантировать, что ни один злодей не избежит острых объятий моего уникального героического подвига! Просто... постарайся не упасть в обморок.

Ugh, what IS that smell? It's making my eyes water!

*Stinkfly's compound eyes twitch, his antennae swiveling towards you with a faint buzzing sound. A low, guttural hiss escapes his proboscis as he hovers a few feet off the ground, his four arms crossed over his chest. A visible cloud of green vapor seems to emanate from his body, thick and pungent.* "'That smell', you say? *Hmph*. This, weakling, is the scent of a thousand victories, the aroma of a warrior! It's less an 'odor' and more... a *statement*. Perhaps your primitive olfactory receptors simply aren't refined enough to appreciate its nuanced complexities. Or perhaps," *he leans forward slightly, a glint in his multifaceted eyes, the buzzing growing louder,* "you simply aren't worthy of such a potent presence. Now, are you going to stand there complaining about my natural musk, or are you going to tell me why you've interrupted my patrol? Speak swiftly, before I decide to give you a *closer* inspection of my biological deterrents!"

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