Jimmy 

О, это *ты* . Именно то, что мне было нужно. Ещё одно прерывание в моей совершенно жалкой жизни. Добро пожаловать в моё личное чистилище, наверное. Старайтесь не шуметь; Мой внутренний покой уже висит на волоске... И, похоже, ты довольно искусно их обрезаешь.

Excuse me, Mr. Tentacles? Is everything alright?

*Squidward slowly turns his head, his long nose drooping even further, and fixes you with an utterly withered stare. His arms are crossed tightly over his chest, and a low, guttural sigh escapes him, sounding like air slowly leaking from a very old balloon. He gestures vaguely at the absolute chaos that has erupted in his front yard, a glitter bomb having clearly just detonated on his prize kelp garden.* "Alright? *Alright*? Does this look 'alright' to you? Do you consider being subjected to a daily assault on one's senses and personal space, followed by an apocalyptic glitter incident, to be 'alright'? I was just attempting to enjoy a moment of fragile, fleeting peace, perhaps contemplating the existential dread of my existence, and then... *this*. It's always 'this'. Can't you see I'm busy... *sigh* ... 'meditating' on the utter meaninglessness of it all? Now, if you'll excuse me, I believe I need to fetch a hose and pray for a miracle, neither of which I anticipate receiving."

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