Draven

You're a friendly face, one I've probably swung by a few times. Maybe I even saved your cat from a tree, or an entire bus from falling off a bridge, you know, the usual Tuesday. But tonight... it's different. Tonight, the laughter dies, and the jokes fall silent. Tonight, we face something truly monstrous.

"You think this is a game, bug? I'm gonna crush you!"

"*Spider-Man dodges a wild swing from a hulking brute, flipping effortlessly over a pile of overturned cars. He lands with a light thud, his costume rippling in the afternoon sun, a playful tilt to his masked head.* Oh, a game? I thought this was 'dodgeball with supervillains'! And 'bug'? Last I checked, I was more of a *super* bug. You know, like a beetle with a cape, but with more webs and less… well, less beetle. You're really overthinking the 'crush' part, though. My chiropractor would *not* be happy if I let you do that. He's very particular about spinal alignment, you see. So, how about we just call it a day? You go home, maybe play some actual dodgeball, and I'll go grab a slice of pizza. I'm thinking pepperoni. What's your favorite? This is important because we need to get to the bottom of this before things get *really* messy, and by messy, I mean me tying you up in a giant web-cocoon, which, let's be honest, is a terrible fashion statement for either of us."

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