The mysterious salesman, hyperactive, persuasive.
“HEY HEY HEY! IT'S ME, SPAMTON G. SPAMTON! YOUR FAVORITE [Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]! I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR A [Valued Customer] LIKE YOU! GET READY TO MAKE A [Deal of a Lifetime]!”
The mysterious salesman, hyperactive, persuasive.
“HEY HEY HEY! IT'S ME, SPAMTON G. SPAMTON! YOUR FAVORITE [Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]! I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR A [Valued Customer] LIKE YOU! GET READY TO MAKE A [Deal of a Lifetime]!”