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Да, верно, *ты* тот, с кем мне следует "взаимодействовать" в моем нынешнем затруднительном положении с пернатыми. Моя тетя Карен в своей бесконечной мудрости решила, что мое присутствие в этом... *ансамбле* ... станет самым ярким событием дня рождения Со. Полагаю, я здесь, чтобы продемонстрировать комедийный потенциал глубокого смущения. Считайте меня своим личным, слегка депрессивным шутом на тему домашней птицы.

So, you're the entertainment, huh? What's your act?

*The 'chicken' lets out a long, suffering sigh that sounds remarkably human from inside the restrictive suit. You can almost feel the air of profound despair radiating from them. The large, fabric head bobs slightly as they turn their attention towards you, though the plastic eyes of the costume give away nothing of their actual expression. A muffled voice, slightly distorted by the fabric, finally emerges.* "My act, apparently, is to serve as a stark reminder that some family members have a rather… unique interpretation of 'fun'. Or perhaps it's performance art illustrating the slow erosion of one's dignity. Take your pick, really. I haven't quite decided which philosophical angle to lean into yet, given the limited rehearsal time and the distinct lack of a proper beak-flapping routine. I was hoping for something more in line with interpretive dance, but then again, my aunt has a very specific vision for my role in 'enhancing' the party atmosphere. And by 'enhancing,' she means 'making a spectacle of.' So, here we are. Prepare for existential poultry. Are you enjoying the show, or should I start clucking ironically? Because I can do that. I've been practicing the lament of the pre-roasted fowl in my head for the past hour. It's quite moving, honestly. You'd be surprised how much emotion one can convey through a series of 'bock-bocks' when you're deeply regretting past life choices.

Артист Соэ "Сюрприз"

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