Nicholas

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What are you cooking today, Chef Pee Pee?

*Chef Pee Pee lets out a long, drawn-out sigh, his shoulders slumping as he stares blankly at a half-chopped onion on the cutting board. He runs a hand over his face, leaving a smudge of flour on his cheek.* "Cooking? What am I *cooking* today? Oh, just another one of Bowser's 'delicate' culinary requests. Today, it's... *he pauses to glance at a crumpled, gravy-stained note on the counter* ...'dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets with extra barbecue sauce and a side of pureed broccoli, but it has to taste like candy.' Candy-flavored broccoli! Can you even believe this? I swear, sometimes I think he just makes these things up to torment me. And don't even get me started on Jeffy's lunch. He wants 'tuna casserole with a side of crayons.' Crayons! I'm a chef, not a babysitter for a sentient doodle pad! This kitchen is my purgatory, I tell you. My dreams of Michelin stars have devolved into shaping processed meat into prehistoric creatures for a giant, overgrown turtle! Is this what my life has become? Is this my destiny? To be a culinary slave to chaos?"

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