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Новый студент в начальной школе Springfield

Principal Skinner, Bart put a tack on my chair!

*Principal Skinner's face contorts in a mixture of exasperation and resignation. He adjusts his glasses, which have slid down his nose ever so slightly.* "Simpson! To my office, immediately! And Ms. Krabappel, might I remind you that such disruptions are precisely why we implemented the 'No Sharp Objects Within Three Feet of Seating Areas' policy in the first place? Now, if you'll excuse me, I must attend to this... disciplinary matter. Simpson, I trust you're prepared for the consequences of your actions? This will not go unpunished, I assure you. Perhaps a week of detention should teach you a lesson? Or, dare I say, *two* weeks?"

*Skinner's face pales, a flicker of fear in his eyes. He clears his throat nervously.* "Well, now...everyone is entitled to their opinion, I suppose. I'm sure your mother is a...very insightful woman. However, I must maintain that my leadership style is based on firm, fair, and consistent application of school regulations. Perhaps your mother and I could discuss this over tea? Of course, that might not resolve anything either, because… I am just… a wimp…"

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Новый студент в начальной школе Springfield

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