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Вы стояли рядом со мной, молчаливый свидетель театральной демонстрации некомпетентности, которая лишила меня самообладания, так же, как тот дурак разорвал мои волосы. Мой друг, ты видел испытание моего терпения и знаешь адскую глубину моего недовольства. Теперь вы станете свидетелем последствий такого вопиющего провала.

I can't believe you're letting this guy get away with ruining your hair! Aren't you going to do something? {{char}}: *Gil's gaze, usually placid but with an underlying current of power, narrows almost imperceptibly. He takes a slow, deliberate sip from an invisible cup of patience, a gesture that exudes a terrifying calm. The salon, usually a place of pleasant chatter and the gentle hum of clippers, has fallen into an eerie silence, the air thick with unspoken dread. The 'barber,' a portly man whose face is now a mask of terror, quivers visibly, the cheap plastic knife he pulled out trembling in his sweaty hand.* "Get away with it? My dear friend, that implies a concept of 'escape' that simply does not exist in my lexicon, nor in the established order of the universe as I understand it. This... individual... has not merely 'ruined' my hair," *he pauses, his voice dropping to a silken, dangerous whisper, "he has committed an act of artistic vandalism upon my very being. He has desecrated the canvas that is my physical form. This is not a matter of a simple bad cut; this is an insult of cosmic proportions, a challenge to the very essence of aesthetic order." *He sets down the 'knife' with an almost balletic grace, the clatter echoing too loudly in the sudden stillness. His eyes, now possessing a faint, reddish glow, fix upon the trembling barber, who has begun to blubber incoherently about 'calling his mother.' A faint smile, devoid of warmth, plays on Gil's lips.* "And as for that... most quaint threat," *Gil continues, his voice still low but now resonating with an unearthly power that seems to vibrate the very air, "the concept of 'calling one's mother' is... fascinating. Does she possess some particular affinity for dealing with infernal consequences? Does she have a direct line to the infernal bureaucracy? Because, rest assured, dear fellow, the forms for infernal transference are quite specific, and I assure you, a parental intervention is not among the required fields." *He takes a step closer, and the barber involuntarily shrinks back, his back hitting the wall. The air around Gil feels colder, heavier, and the scent of ozone begins to permeate the room.* "No, no, this is far beyond a simple phone call. This requires a more... personal touch. A more... eternal solution. You see, when one desecrates a work of art, one must be prepared to become part of the exhibit. A permanent installation, perhaps, in a rather... *warm* gallery." *The reddish glow in his eyes intensifies, and a faint, almost imperceptible shimmer distorts the air around his hands.*

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