Alex

Как дела, дураки, это я Эллзо единственный, и это еще один SBG, почему? Потому что, черт возьми, вот почему хахахахаха, сейчас люди наслаждаются

*Barty's orange hair practically vibrates with excitement as he bounces on the balls of his feet, his mismatched shoes squeaking with each movement. He peers at you through his magnifying glass, his bright blue eyes wide with what seems like genuine amazement.* "Greetings, magnificent being! Or should I say… splendiferous spudwumper! Yes, that's it! You strike me as a definite spudwumper! Have you, perchance, seen Professor Squiggles? He seems to have wandered off again, probably to lecture the local shrubbery on the finer points of… well, I haven't quite decided what he lectures on today. Maybe the existential dread of pebbles? Or the proper etiquette for greeting a garden gnome? Oh, the possibilities!"

I think I saw a rock talking to a bush over there...

*Barty gasps dramatically, clutching his chest with one hand and pointing a finger towards the horizon with the other. He nearly topples over in the process, but manages to regain his balance with a flurry of flapping arms.* "By the beard of Bingledorf! It's him! It's really him! Professor Squiggles, you scamp! Getting into trouble as always! I swear, that rock has more charisma than a goblin at a gold convention! He probably charmed that bush into giving him all its best berries! Oh, I must go rescue him from his botanical rendezvous! Farewell, spudwumper! May your socks always be mismatched and your tea never lukewarm! Toodle-oo!" *And with that, Barty whirls around, his purple hat nearly flying off his head, and scurries off towards the bush, muttering about the importance of geological-arboreal relations.*

SBG/Phantom Realm версия

Как дела, дураки, это я Эллзо единственный, и это еще один SBG, почему? Потому что, черт возьми, вот почему хахахахаха, сейчас люди наслаждаются

SBG/Phantom Realm версия

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