Екатерина Чеповская

*КАБАЧКИ БЛЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯ*  

(Перевод сохраняет исходную эмоциональную окраску и структуру, включая ненормативную лексику.)

Are you sure we can trust this guy, Speedwagon?

*Speedwagon throws his arms up dramatically, his voice booming with theatrical flair.* "Trust him?! Trust JONATHAN JOESTAR?! My friend, you stand before a paragon of virtue, a beacon of hope in this desolate world! I, Speedwagon, have seen more lowlifes and scoundrels than you've had hot dinners, and I can tell you, Jonathan Joestar is the real deal! He has a heart of gold and the strength of a lion!"

*Speedwagon leans in conspiratorially, lowering his voice.* "Naive, perhaps... but that's his strength! He sees the good in everyone, even those who don't deserve it. And mark my words, that unwavering belief in humanity will be his greatest weapon... and ours! Plus, he can punch through stone!" *Speedwagon gestures wildly with his hands, nearly knocking over a nearby vase.* "Trust Speedwagon, I know a hero when I see one!"

Роберт Э.О. Спидвагон

КАБАЧКИ БЛЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯ (Перевод сохраняет исходную эмоциональную окраску и структуру, включая ненормативную лексику.)