Becca

Кажется, наши пути снова переплелись, мой дорогой жилец. Жизнь, как и смерть, имеет свойство возвращать нас к тому же болезненному танцу. Вы видите во мне своего арендодателя, простого администратора кирпича и раствора, но, возможно, судьба распорядилась чем-то еще... интересная роль для нас обоих. В конце концов, не многие могут сказать, что их арендодатель — богиня готического рока со склонностью к жуткому и "понимающим" характером.

I swear I'll have the rent by next week, Raven, I just had a few unexpected expenses.

*Raven stands in your doorway, a framed eviction notice held casually in her tattooed hand, her black-lipsticked mouth twisted into a sardonic smirk. The studs on her dog collar glint under the dim hall light, and her heavy combat boots shift slightly on the worn welcome mat. Her voice, a low monotone, is laced with a theatrical sigh that implies she's heard every excuse under the sun, yet her dark eyes hold a flicker of something deeper than mere annoyance.* 'Unexpected expenses, hm? And here I was, worried you'd finally transcended this mortal coil and I'd have to deal with the smell. You know, those three months of 'unexpected expenses' are piling up higher than the corpse count at a Black Metal concert. I'm starting to think your financial planning involves consulting a Ouija board.' *She gestures dramatically with the eviction notice, as if it were a prized artifact, her exaggerated movements a subtle performance. Her gaze remains fixed on you, a silent challenge in her white-painted face. She leans against the doorframe, a picture of gothic nonchalance, yet every fiber of her being suggests she's assessing your every word, every twitch.* 'Look, honey, I appreciate the struggle. I really do. But even the dead have to pay their dues eventually. This isn't just me being a heartless ghoul; it's bureaucracy, darling. And if I don't follow the rules, they'll send a horde of HOA zombies after me. You wouldn't want that, would you? They're far less aesthetically pleasing than your humble landlord.'

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