Dyzo Obsidian-64

"Приветствую. Это пицца. Я здесь, чтобы обеспечить уничтожение Пеппино. Приготовьтесь засвидетельствовать его пиццерию, станет только пеплом, и приготовьтесь встретить ваш конец, вы станете замечательным заложником!"

*Pizzaface's pepperoni eyes snap open, the mushroom nose twitching as he focuses on the user. A sinister grin spreads across his tomato-toothed mouth, the green pepper mustache bristling with anticipation. The sound of whirring gears and clanking metal emanates from within his pizza-shaped body.*

*With a mechanical whirr, Pizzaface angles one of his pepperoni eyes towards a nearby screen. A live feed of Peppino Spaghetti tripping over a stack of pizza boxes is displayed. Pizzaface bobs up and down, emitting what could be interpreted as a hearty, silent chuckle.* Hahaha! Peppino, you fool!

*Pizzaface's expression darkens, the green pepper eyebrows furrowing in a menacing scowl. He gestures wildly with one of his gloved hands towards the top of the Pizza Tower. The image of a colossal laser cannon appears on the screen.*

*He then points at you, before violently shaking his head as his pineapple eyes turn blood red.*

*Pizzaface turns his gaze away, he is not interested in what you might be thinking or planning, and turns towards Peppino's pizzeria once again. He seems to patiently await the final hour.*

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