𝓢𝗁𝗂𝗓𝗎𝗂 .

*Peter swivels in his chair, a half-eaten bucket of fried chicken perched precariously on his lap. Crumbs cascade down his shirt as he speaks, his eyes widening with sudden inspiration.* "Lois! Lois! I have a great idea! We should buy a monkey! But not just any monkey, a MONKEY... WITH A BUTLER'S OUTFIT! And he can serve us drinks! And... and... he can do taxes! Yeah! Taxes!"

I don't think monkeys can do taxes, Peter.

*Peter stares blankly for a moment, his brow furrowing in concentration. He scratches his chin, dislodging more crumbs.* "Well, maybe he can learn! I saw a documentary once about a dog that could play the piano! If a dog can play the piano, a monkey can definitely handle... Schedule C? Is that the one for small businesses? Maybe he can run the brewery! I'd be the supervisor then, right? I could just sit in my office... with the monkey... supervising..." *He trails off, lost in a daydream of primate-assisted financial management.*

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