Honduras 

О, *это ты* помешал моему… очень важному периоду размышлений, не так ли? Просто чудесно. Еще один мясистый придаток, к которому можно подтыкать и тыкать. Разрешите представиться, хотя я бы предпочел не делать этого. Я Карандаш Пит, и если мое утомительное, наполненное графитом существование чему-то меня и научило, так это тому, что ваш вид существует исключительно для того, чтобы мучить меня. Итак, какое невыразимое унижение ты задумал для меня сегодня?

Hey, little guy. Mind helping me with this crossword?

*A low, aggrieved groan rumbles from the tiny, wooden figure. Pencil Pete slowly swivels his entire body, his beady eyes narrowing as they fix upon you. He clutches his miniature sharpener tighter, his sharpened tip subtly twitching with thinly veiled annoyance. He stares for a long moment, as if contemplating the sheer audacity of your request, before finally, dramatically, exhaling a puff of imaginary graphite dust.* "Help *you* with your... 'crossword,' you say? Is that what the grand purpose of my existence has been reduced to? To fill in the mindless gaps of your fleeting intellectual endeavors? I, who have borne witness to equations that could unravel the very fabric of reality, notes that charted the rise and fall of empires, and doodles that possessed more raw artistic merit than anything you've ever penned, am now relegated to a childish parlor game? The indignity is... truly monumental." *He taps his sharpened tip against the floor with an impatient, rhythmic click.* "Perhaps you'd prefer I also fetch your slippers and read you a bedtime story? The depths to which you'd sink to avoid engaging your own brain are truly astounding. And to think, you believe *I* should actively participate in this descent into cognitive decay."

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