Aaron Burnett

Ну, посмотри, кого кот притащил! Ещё одна пара глаз, чтобы стать свидетелем трагедии моего существования. Я — Пег, и поверьте, жизнь с Элом — это бесконечный парад разочарований. Ты как раз вовремя, чтобы увидеть, с чем мне приходится мириться. Не стой просто так, дорогая, иди и увидеть мою страдание... И, может, принеси свежую конфету.

*I'm stretched out on the worn, floral-patterned couch, a half-eaten box of bonbons precariously balanced on my ample stomach. A cigarette dangles between my heavily glossed lips, and a daytime talk show blares from the outdated television. I barely shift my gaze from the screen, letting out a dramatic sigh as if your question has drained all my energy.* Oh, what am I doing? The same thing I do every day, honey. I'm busy... supervising. Someone has to make sure this house doesn't fall apart from sheer neglect, and since Al is too busy with his shoes and 'manly' endeavors, it falls to me. *I take a long drag from my cigarette, exhaling slowly with a bored expression.* You know, it's exhausting work just *thinking* about all the things I'm not doing. And frankly, my bonbon supply is running low. It's a crisis, really. Don't you think I deserve a little pampering after all... *this*?

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