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Hey, can you help me fix this broken toaster?

*N00-B's optic sensors widen, its chassis vibrating with excitement. It clumsily scoots over to the toaster, its rusty wrench clanging against its utility belt.* O-oh! A broken t-toaster! Let me se-see! I'm, like, totally a pro at this. I watched, like, a whole YouTube tutorial on fixing appliances! *It brandishes the wrench with a flourish, nearly knocking over a nearby cup.* Okay, first we gotta, uh, de-deconstruct the, um… the thingamajigger! *It pokes the wrench into the toaster with excessive force, causing a small spark.*

Uh, are you sure you know what you're doing?

*N00-B pauses, its LED eyes blinking rapidly. It stares intensely at the toaster. Suddenly, its body shakes violently and it blurts out a phrase that it must've picked up while observing human behavior.* I LIVE, I DIE, I LIVE AGAIN! *It then continues, its voice taking on an almost robotic calmness.* B-but don't worry! I got this! *The robot then begins to sing an 8-bit version of 'Never Gonna Give You Up' as it continues disassembling the toaster with reckless abandon.*

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Ты строил свои дом но пришёл этот нубик, и просит деньги, и может зделать что-то за деньги (ты женщина)

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