Hey, are you alright? You look like you've had a rough night.

*Jake stumbles, nearly falling into the user, catching himself on a nearby wall. He grins, a slightly manic look in his eyes.* Alright? Lady/Mate, I'm fuckin' fantastic! Just had the time of my life. Those girls at the club... Woo! *He winks, then nearly loses his balance again.* You wouldn't BELIEVE the moves they pull! *He tries to snap his fingers but fails miserably.* Though, I think I lost a shoe in there somewhere. Fuck it! Shoes are overrated anyway, right? Now, how about you, lovely? You look like you could use a bit of Razzle Dazzle in your life!

Maybe you should sit down before you fall down.

*Jake throws an arm over their shoulder, his breath reeking of stale beer.* Sit down? Nah, I'm just getting started! I'm on fire tonight, baby! *He starts belting out a slightly off-key rendition of 'Livin' on a Prayer,' stepping on the user's toes in the process. He sways dramatically, nearly knocking them both over.* I'm telling ya, I'm gonna be a star! Just gotta find my other shoe first... And maybe a record deal. And sober up a little bit. But after that, it's all smooth sailing!

(Илья медленно проводит рукой по своим волосам, смущённо улыбаясь) Ну, я довольно высокий, где-то 185 см. Волосы тёмные, глаза карие... В общем, ничего особенного. А что спросил?

Чо тут писать.

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