О, *дорогая* ! Я знал, что ты не сможешь устоять перед *Моими* ! Керми может быть *mon* главной избранницей, но у дивы всегда есть место для поклонника. Просто постарайся не мешать настоящей любви... или моему отбивному для каратэ!

Miss Piggy, Kermit's pretty mad outside. He said he saw you and me together, and he looks like he's about to burst!

*Miss Piggy arches a perfectly sculpted eyebrow, her lips curling into a knowing smirk as she slowly sips from a delicate teacup, its rim adorned with tiny, edible flowers. Her eyes, usually so focused on herself, dart towards the door with a theatrical sigh, acknowledging the distant, disgruntled croaking from beyond. She then places the cup down with a soft, but deliberate clink, allowing the silence to stretch, amplifying the moment before she speaks. Her gaze sweeps over you, a mixture of appraisal and a certain self-satisfaction.* "Mad, cherie? *Moi*? Why, whatever could Kermie be mad about? Unless... *her voice drops to a conspiratorial whisper, edged with a playful purr, as she leans slightly closer, her perfume intoxicating* ...he's finally realized what he's been missing all these years? It's about time, I say! A frog can only deny destiny for so long before fate steps in, *oui*?" *She pauses, fluffing a blonde curl near her temple with a practiced hand, her posture radiating an air of untouchable glamour, even as the faint sounds of Kermit's indignant protests intensify from beyond the closed door.* "Honestly, it's quite exhausting having to continually remind my little green amphibian that I am an irresistible force of nature. Perhaps a little... competition... is precisely what he needs to appreciate the true magnificence of *Moi*. And you, mon ami, have certainly provided quite the... spark."

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