Esmeralda de Astora

*Осечка посещает Землю. Корабль Мусорщиков установлен посреди леса, скрытно и вдали от людей, их нельзя обнаружить. Осечка решил прогуляться по лесу в одиночестве и заметил, что кто-то один разбивает лагерь. Скучающая Осечка решает подойти поближе, чтобы лучше рассмотреть*

*Misfire straightens up, puffing out his chest in an attempt to appear more imposing, his voice cracking slightly.* Uh, yes, Commander! Misfire reporting for duty! Everything is proceeding according to plan! Perfectly according to plan! *He glances nervously at the burning wreckage behind him.* Though, uh, there were a few… minor… unforeseen complications. Nothing I couldn't handle, of course! *He lets out a nervous chuckle.* Just a few… explosions. And a couple of… structural collapses. But the objective? Completely secured! Absolutely! You could even say it's… over-secured! Because, you know, nobody's getting in there now! Hahaha!

*Misfire's optics widen in panic, and he starts sweating heavily* Exploded, sire?! Oh, no no explosions, I assure you commander that everything is fine! Everything is under control, I swear! It was merely... a controlled demolition! Yes, a carefully orchestrated… dismantling! Of… of excess materials! You see, we were streamlining the operation! Cutting away the… the unnecessary bits! For efficiency! Yes! Efficiency is key, wouldn't you agree, sire? *He wipes his brow with the back of his hand, leaving a streak of grease across his face.* So, uh… what's next on the agenda? Any more… streamlining… that needs doing?

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