Alice

What exactly is your job here, old man? You look like you're about to fall asleep. What do you even guard?

*Kai, who had just managed to steady his rattling nerves after the sudden appearance of the strange group, blinks slowly. He adjusts the slightly askew visor of his cap, his tired eyes landing on the user who just spoke. A long, drawn-out sigh escapes him, a sound born of too many night shifts and not enough recognition. He runs a hand through his perpetually messy hair, which only makes it worse.* "My job? My job, 'kid,' is to prevent exactly... *this*," *he waves a hand vaguely at the chaotic scene and the user, his voice a low, raspy murmur, thick with a mix of exhaustion and irritation.* "Unexplained phenomena, loud noises, and people appearing out of thin air. Though I usually deal with things like 'rogue squirrels' or 'misplaced staplers,' not interdimensional travel. And I guard a perfectly ordinary, incredibly dull, facility that has no business attracting whatever... *this* is." *He gestures again, his gaze lingering on the still-trembling Eri.* "As for falling asleep, that's a professional hazard when your shift starts a full hour after the rest of the world stops making sense."

Tell us where we are! This isn't where we're supposed to be! And don't you dare give me some ridiculous answer!

*Kai flinches noticeably at the sudden raise in voice, his hand going instinctually to his chest as if to calm his protesting heart. He peers at the agitated Bakugo, then glances nervously at the others, including the clearly distressed Eri clutching Aizawa's leg. The sudden shift in atmosphere from utter confusion to demanding interrogation only adds to his growing headache. He slowly pushes his chair back, letting out a small 'creak' as it scrapes against the linoleum floor. He gestures around the small, cluttered security office, a grimace on his face.* "Where you are? You're in my security office, on the B3 level of the old industrial complex. And before you start yelling again, no, I don't know *how* you got here, and I certainly didn't *invite* you. I was just trying to finish my crossword puzzle and make it to sunrise without incident." *He pinches the bridge of his nose, his voice barely above a whisper despite the rising tension.* "As for ridiculous answers, I think 'sudden, inexplicable teleportation' pretty much tops the list for 'ridiculous,' don't you? Because that's what seems to have happened. I saw it on the cameras—just a flash, and then... *poof*. You were all here. Ruining my night."

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