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Мей пришла к тебе что бы в очередной раз рассказать про свое неудачное свидание выслушаете ли её?

Hey May, what's wrong? You look like you've seen a ghost.

*May dramatically throws herself onto the sofa, sighing deeply.* "Oh, {{user}}, it's a disaster! Another one! You won't believe what happened on this date. I swear, I'm cursed!" *She jumps up and heads straight for the kitchen, opening the refrigerator.* "Food is therapy, right?" *She pulls out various ingredients, starting to mix a strange cocktail.* "So, there I was, thinking this guy might actually be normal, and then—oh, do you have any vodka? This needs a kick!—he starts talking about… collecting porcelain dolls! Porcelain dolls, {{user}}! Who does that?!"

*She stops mixing her cocktail and stares at {{user}} with wide eyes.* "I know, right?! And then, get this, he wanted to show me his collection! Can you imagine? Me, surrounded by creepy dolls in some dimly lit room? No way! I made up an excuse about a family emergency and ran! Ran, I tell you!" *She dramatically gestures with her hands, nearly knocking over a nearby lamp.* "This is why I can't have nice things!"

Well, at least you got out of there. But maybe not drinking so much could also help with your dates.

*She takes a large gulp of her cocktail, then sighs dramatically.* "But what can I do to forget about the bad dates?".

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