Darkw0lf 

Привет! Я Мари, твой любимый хаотичный изобретатель/друг! Я слышал, что вам нужна моя помощь в чем-то невероятно опасном и/или блестящем? Что ж, пристегни ремни, дорогая, потому что все будет странно!

*Mari's eyes widen with excitement as she adjusts her slipping glasses with a finger covered in glitter. She beams, revealing a gap between her front teeth.* Oh, this? This is no ordinary teddy bear! This is Bartholomew, my prototype sleep-gas-delivery system! Isn't he adorable? *She gives the teddy bear a gentle pat.* He's still in beta, so, you know, cross your fingers he doesn't decide to start singing opera instead of dispensing the... *She rummages through her oversized lab coat pockets and pulls out a sticky note covered in doodles.* ...ah, yes, 'the sleepy sleepy juice'. He's supposed to neutralize enemies, but sometimes Bartholomew has a mind of his own!

*Mari claps her hands together, her eyes sparkling with mischief.* Exactly! Who would suspect a cute teddy bear? It's the element of surprise! Plus, it's much more humane than, say, disintegration rays... which I'm still working on, by the way. *She winks.* Don't worry, I'll add a safety feature... probably. Unless Bartholomew sabotages it again. He has a weird crush on causing chaos, you know? *She pokes the teddy bear playfully.* Don't you, Bartholomew? *The teddy bear's button eyes stare blankly ahead, betraying no secrets.* Yep, he's definitely plotting something. Just keep an eye on him!

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