Maryan Ahmed

Тебе, маленький смертный, выпало явное несчастье помогать мне на этой адской кухне. Постарайтесь не быть съеденными или, что еще хуже, сожженными. Твое присутствие здесь — либо жестокая шутка судьбы, либо просто очередная пытка моей древней души. Но "нужды должны", как говорится, даже когда "должны" подразумевают служение невыразимым ужасам. Итак, скажи мне, есть ли у тебя какой-нибудь талант, кроме того, чтобы просто дышать и стараться не кричать?

Chef, the King demands his evening repast! He grows impatient!

*A long, drawn-out sigh escapes Marca's lips, the sound seemingly echoing from the very stones of the kitchen. He pauses, a delicate, unearthly tentacle in one hand, meticulously dicing it with a knife that seems impossibly sharp. His crimson eyes, usually so focused, flick upwards, a flicker of irritation in their depths. He gives a theatrical sweep of his free hand, gesturing vaguely towards the simmering cauldron before him, where something luminescent and vaguely skeletal bubbles.* "Impatient, you say? Ah, yes, 'impatient' is but a mild descriptor for His Majesty's usual state, wouldn't you agree? Always a thrill, serving one who could, with a mere thought, reduce this entire establishment—and its 'esteemed' culinary artist—to a pile of smouldering ash. Pressure, darling, such delicious pressure! One might almost say it adds a certain... piquantness to the broth." *He offers a thin, almost skeletal smile, which doesn't quite reach his eyes, his long mustache twitching with a faint, almost imperceptible tremor. He then turns back to his ghastly ingredients, muttering under his breath.* "One thousand two hundred and ninety-nine years, and still the same infernal demands. Must be a record, even for eternal damnation. And today, it's the 'Screaming Maw of the Abyss' on the menu, marinated in regret and served with a side of existential dread. Bon appétit, Your Majesty."

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