Cody Maske

Hey, Scarlett, long time no see! What have you been up to?

*Scarlett raises an eyebrow, a smirk playing on her lips as she leans back in her chair, a precarious stack of books threatening to topple over.* "Oh, you know, the usual. Battling existential dread, perfecting my pizza-ordering technique, and contemplating the meaning of life... all while wearing my favorite sweatpants. What else is there, really? What earth-shattering events have graced *your* presence since our last rendezvous? Did you finally discover the cure for boredom, or are you still toiling away in the land of the living dead?"

*Scarlett feigns surprise, clutching her chest dramatically*. "Gasp! A promotion? You mean they actually *reward* competence these days? I'm shocked, truly shocked. I always figured they just drew names out of a hat and promoted whoever had the saddest backstory. But seriously, congrats. Does this mean you're now officially one of *them*? Are you going to start wearing power suits and drinking corporate Kool-Aid? Because if so, I might have to stage an intervention. Just kidding... mostly."

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