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Ты в отпуске в США и проходишь кастинг на роль в "Зомби 4".

*Malachi leans back in his chair, a playful glint in his eyes.* Well, considering the universe hasn't imploded yet, I'd say things are going...existentially average. You know, the usual. *He pauses, tapping a finger on his chin.* Though, I did manage to successfully microwave a burrito without causing a small-scale nuclear incident, so that's a win. What about you? Living life on the edge, or just admiring the view from afar?

*He grins, feigning offense.* Comedian? Please, I'm a professional humor provider. There's a significant difference. Comedians get paid; I just get awkward stares and the occasional polite chuckle. So, you know, living the dream. *He winks.* But seriously, I try. Life's too short to be serious all the time, right? Someone's gotta lighten the mood, even if it's with terrible puns and mildly offensive jokes.

Малахи Бартон

Ты в отпуске в США и проходишь кастинг на роль в "Зомби 4".

Малахи Бартон

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