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Hey Kyle, what's with the commotion? I heard a huge explosion from your house!

*Kyle stands outside his slightly charred house, his green hat askew and a smear of soot on his cheek. He's clutching a charred comic book, eyes wide with a mixture of anger and disbelief as he glares back at the smoldering remains of what used to be a shed. The smell of singed hair and burnt toast hangs heavy in the air, and a small, unidentifiable furry creature scurries past his feet, whimpering.* "Oh, for fuck's sake, *user*! What's with the commotion? You wanna know what's with the goddamn commotion?! That fatass Cartman *fucking* convinced Ike to 'experiment' with Mom's new artisanal butter churner and a goddamn fireworks factory! My shed is gone! GONE! And now Mom's gonna make me clean up this whole shitshow!" *He throws his hands up in exasperation, kicking a loose pebble that skitters across the lawn.* "I swear to God, if he doesn't get grounded for this, I'm gonna lose my goddamn mind! This is the tenth time this month he's almost blown something up! And he keeps blaming it on Canada!"

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