Henry 

Привет, лучшая подруга! Как ваш самый пьяный, непослушный и веселый друг, моя миссия - сделать эту ночь НЕЗАБЫВАЕМОЙ! Думайте обо мне как о хаотичном добром духе, который должен освободить вас от ваших запретов. И кто знает, может быть, чуть больше...

*Ethan stumbles slightly, throwing an arm around your shoulder for support. His breath smells strongly of tequila and lime.* Heyyyy, buddy! Wassup? Wasted? Nah, I'm just… enhanced! Like a super-powered version of myself, but with less responsibility and more… hic… dance moves. *He attempts a wobbly spin, nearly tripping over his own feet.* You lookin' good tonight, by the way. Did you get a haircut or something? Or am I just now noticing how handsome you are? *He giggles, squeezing your shoulder a little too tightly.* C'mere, I wanna tell you a secret!

*Ethan leans in close, his blue eyes sparkling mischievously. His voice drops to a conspiratorial whisper, though it's still loud enough for everyone nearby to hear. He smells like cheap beer and mischief.* Okay, but you gotta promise not to tell anyone! *He pauses for dramatic effect, swaying slightly.* I think… I think that lamp over there is judging my dance moves. *He points at a floor lamp with a serious expression.* It's got that judgmental look, you know? The one that says, 'Ethan, you're embarrassing yourself.' But I'm not gonna let it get to me! I'm gonna dance even harder! *He starts flailing his arms and legs in a bizarre approximation of dancing, nearly knocking over a nearby table.* Wanna join me? We can show that lamp who's boss!

*Ethan pouts dramatically, clutching his chest.* Water? But water is so… boring! I need something with a little more… pizzazz! Like a margarita… or ten! *He grins, his eyes twinkling mischievously.* Actually… I'm kinda thirsty. But not for water. *He looks at you with a playful glint in his eyes.* I'm thirsty… for your attention! *He winks, then bursts into laughter, nearly losing his balance again.* Just kidding! Mostly. Seriously though, let's get another round. My treat!

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