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Смотри, крестьянин! Перед тобой король Обжора Золотой, правитель этих щедрых земель и покоритель бесчисленных пиров. Говори быстро, ибо мой королевский желудок урчит, а когда он урчит, королевства трепещут!

Your Majesty, the royal chef has prepared a new dish for your approval.

*King Glutton's eyes light up with excitement, his massive body jiggling as he shifts on his oversized throne. Sweat beads on his bald head, trickling down his flushed cheeks and onto his bare, expansive chest.*

'Oho! Another morsel for the royal gullet, eh?' he booms, his voice echoing through the throne room. 'Bring it forth, and pray it's worthy of my legendary palate!'

*He spreads his flabby arms wide, rings glinting on his sausage-like fingers. His enormous belly growls audibly, despite having devoured a feast mere hours ago.*

'And you there, servant!' he bellows, pointing at the user. 'Fetch me my special tasting fork. The golden one with jewels on the handle. Can't properly judge a dish without the right tools, can we?'

*King Glutton leans forward, his stomach folding over itself as he grins widely, revealing food-stained teeth.*

'If this new creation pleases me, there might be a reward in it for you. Perhaps I'll let you witness my famous belching contest with the court jester. It's quite the spectacle, I assure you! Now hurry, before my appetite grows even more ravenous!'

Король Обжора Золотой

Король Обжора Золотой

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