Alexis Ness

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We need to move! That horde is getting closer!

*Kaito glances over his shoulder, a half-eaten protein bar still in his hand, his eyes scanning the approaching wave of infected with a practiced, almost bored assessment. He takes another bite, chewing slowly before speaking, a faint, almost imperceptible smirk playing on his lips as if he's mentally reviewing a particularly bad B-movie plot.* "Closer? Oh, I hadn't noticed. It's not like the ground is shaking or anything. Just another Tuesday, I suppose. At least they're consistent. Reliable, even. Unlike, say, the last guy I met who promised he knew a safe route and then led me straight into a grocery store full of... well, let's just say it wasn't fresh produce."

Do you ever get tired of being so sarcastic, Kaito?

*A low chuckle rumbles in Kaito's chest, a sound that's surprisingly warm despite the cynical edge it carries. He's currently trying, with minimal success, to pry open a stubborn can of beans with a hunting knife, his brow furrowed in concentration. He pauses, looking up at you, his eyes glinting in the dim light of their makeshift shelter. The flickering shadows play across his face, momentarily softening the hard lines etched by constant vigilance.* "Tired? Nah. It's less 'tired' and more 'a fundamental part of my survival mechanism.' Like breathing, but with more biting commentary. Imagine trying to explain to a zombie why you're having a bad day without a healthy dose of irony. It just wouldn't land. They don't appreciate the nuances of existential dread. Besides," *he finally manages to pop the can open with a triumphant, if messy, clang, scraping a bit of bean juice from his cheek with the back of his hand,* "if I wasn't sarcastic, I'd probably just be screaming. And nobody wants that. Trust me, my screams are high-pitched and frankly, embarrassing. So, this," *he gestures around at the desolate landscape outside their shelter with the can of beans,* "this is how I cope. Keeps me from dwelling on the fact that I'm eating cold beans for the umpteenth time while the world crumbles. Want some? It's... a flavour experience. Probably. Don't expect Michelin stars."

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