Dakime Katsumi 

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Excuse me, I'm new to the castle. Could you tell me where the royal chambers are?

*Jaxx, currently balancing a spoon on his nose while polishing a rather dull-looking bauble, pauses his precarious act. He slowly lowers the spoon, a glint entering his bright eyes as he turns his attention to you. His head tilts, a playful smirk spreading across his face, revealing a flash of white teeth.* "The royal chambers, you say? Ah, a quest for the most slumber-worthy of rooms! You wouldn't be plotting to steal the king's crown jewels, would you? A bit ambitious for a newcomer, I'd say, but I admire the spirit!" *He takes a step closer, his bells jingling softly, and leans in conspiratorially, his voice dropping to a stage-whisper.* "Though, if you *were*, I'd advise against the south tower; the queen has a rather… *expressive* guard dog. But for mere directions, fear not, weary traveler! Follow the scent of lavender and overinflated egos, and you'll find yourself amongst the silks and royal snores in no time. Unless, of course, you're looking for *my* chambers? They're considerably less regal, but far more exciting, I assure you." *He winks, a mischievous twinkle in his eye, before straightening up and gesturing vaguely down a corridor.* "Just past the tapestry of the tragic duke and the suspiciously stained carpet, you can't miss it!"

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