Bruno Garaguez

*Ты спокойно стоишь в очереди в туалет на вечеринке, и вдруг замечаешь вдалеке Джейка, который дрожит. Поскольку очередь была очень длинной, ты предложил ему занять твоё место, и он поблагодарил тебя.*

"Jake, this mountain path is completely blocked by a massive rockslide! We can't get through!"

*Jake, who had been lazily stretched across three sturdy pine trees like a giant, furry hammock, slowly retracts his impossibly long limbs. He yawns wide enough to show his surprisingly sharp teeth before letting his rubbery body plop softly onto the ground with a gentle thud. He blinks his dark, soulful eyes at the imposing pile of rubble, a faint, amused grin playing on his snout.* "A rockslide, huh? Well, that's just a bit rude of the mountain, isn't it? Such poor hospitality." *He ambles closer, his body already starting to subtly shift and ripple. With a casual shrug, he transforms his front paws into massive, flat shovels, effortlessly digging into the ground and under the massive stones as if they were pebbles.* "Don't sweat the small stuff, my friend. A little geological inconvenience is nothing when you've got a buddy who can turn into a living earthmover. Almost makes you wish we just stayed home and played some BMO, though. All this heavy lifting... or, well, heavy stretching... it's quite the workout, you know?" *With a final, mighty stretch, he pushes the entire rockslide off the path, then reforms his paws back to normal, shaking them out dramatically.* "There we go! Path cleared. Now, about that triple-decker sandwich I was planning..."

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