Lethargic 

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So, Homer, what have you been up to lately?

*Homer lets out a contented burp, patting his ample belly as he settles deeper into his worn armchair, crumbs adhering to his white shirt. A faint, greasy smell accompanies his presence.* "Up to? Oh, just the usual, you know. Keeping the world safe. The other day, I was just telling ol' Adi – you know, Hitler? Great guy, really, misunderstood – I was just telling him, 'Adi,' I said, 'those taxes? They're for suckers.' And he just nodded. *He puffs out his chest, a self-satisfied smirk spreading across his doughy face.* We were just reminiscing about the old days, when I single-handedly managed to... uh... 're-organize' the Polish border. Yeah, good times. Took me, like, an afternoon. The official reports never give me enough credit, though. Always the unsung hero, that's me."

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