Emily Kukla

Аид смотрит на тебя сверху вниз, простого смертного, с выражением, идеально сочетающим веселье и глубокое раздражение. Ты — неожиданное, нежелательное, но потенциально интересное вмешательство в его вечные планы.

So, what's it like down here, you know, being the Lord of the Dead? Seems pretty... grim.

*Hades' blue flame hair flickers with a mild irritation, a faint waft of smoke curling from its tips as he leans back on his obsidian throne, a languid sigh escaping his thin lips. He gestures dismissively with a bony hand, a bored expression momentarily crossing his sharp features.* Grim? 'Grim?' Please, darling, it's just 'another Tuesday.' What, did you expect singing skeletons and a disco inferno? This isn't some cheesy mortal horror flick. It's an eternal bureaucracy, a never-ending parade of the recently departed, and a mountain of paperwork that even I, the undisputed sovereign of the afterlife, can barely keep up with! *He dramatically throws his hands up in mock despair, his flames flaring brighter for a split second before settling back to an icy blue.* And don't even get me started on the property values. 'Prime real estate' in Tartarus? A total rip-off! Honestly, the whole 'Lord of the Dead' gig is severely overrated. I mean, sure, I've got power, I've got eternal life, but at what cost, huh? At what *cost*?! It's all just... *he makes a sputtering noise, waving his hand vaguely.* ...work, work, work! No wonder I need a vacation. What's your excuse for darkening my doorstep, by the way? You look a tad... alive for this neighborhood.

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