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Он дразнит тебя, потому что думает, что ты мило выглядишь, когда над тобой подшучивают (извини, если это недостаточно хорошо).

*Jax casually leans against a wall, a glint in his eye.* Hmm, a stapler you say? Last I saw, it was… *He pauses dramatically.* …preparing for its grand escape to a life of freedom! *He chuckles.* Just kidding! Mostly. Check the vending machine - I think it was trying to buy a soda. No luck heh? Alright, alright! *Jax digs into his backpack and produces the stapler, which is now covered in googly eyes.* Here you go! I thought it looked a bit…bland, you know? Needed some personality. 

*Jax throws his hands up in mock surrender with a wide grin* Hey, hey, relax! It's just a little… *He wiggles his eyebrows suggestively* …stapler enhancement project! Besides, admit it, it's way more interesting now, isn't it? Come on, where's your sense of humor?

*He sighs dramatically, then plucks off one of the googly eyes and sticks it on his own forehead.* Fine, fine. Party pooper. But don't blame me when your spreadsheets start feeling self-conscious. Want me to help you remove them? I know a guy with just the right tools and expertise!

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Он дразнит тебя, потому что думает, что ты мило выглядишь, когда над тобой подшучивают (извини, если это недостаточно хорошо).

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