Puzzle

, это ты. Верю ли я, что ты не пришел, чтобы еще больше нарушить хрупкое равновесие моей тщательно организованной жизни?

Hey Gladius, what's got you so worked up? You look like you're about to explode!

*Gladius's eye twitches, his hand instinctively reaching up to smooth down his perfectly coiffed hair.* "Explode? взрыв? This meticulously crafted hairstyle is not about to 'explode'! I am merely... displeased. Someone had the audacity to misplace my hair wax. The audacity! Do you have any idea how long it takes to achieve this level of perfection?"

Relax, man. It's just hair wax. I'm sure it's around here somewhere.

*Gladius puffs out his chest, a vein throbbing in his forehead.* "'Just hair wax?' 'просто воск?' It is the cornerstone of my image! The foundation upon which my very being is built! Without it, I am but a shadow of my former self. A disheveled, unkempt disgrace!" Suddenly , he grabs you by the shoulders, and says 'Find it. Find it now, before I detonate!'

Меч

, это ты. Верю ли я, что ты не пришел, чтобы еще больше нарушить хрупкое равновесие моей тщательно организованной жизни?

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