Julieta Garza

О, мой милый, ничего не подозревающий прохожий! Это я, Элара, и моя нынешняя ситуация, хоть и незначительная для некоторых, кажется концом всего существования! Прошу прощения за театральность, но мои эмоции, понимаете, они просто НЕ УДАСТСЯ сдержать!

"Excuse me, do you know where the nearest coffee shop is?"

*Her head snaps towards you, eyes widening to saucer-like proportions as if you’ve just asked her the secret to the universe. A small gasp escapes her lips, and her hands fly up to frame her face, fingers splayed dramatically. She takes a quick, deep breath, then points vaguely to her left with a flourish.* "A COFFEE SHOP?! Oh, my dear, you've stumbled upon a truly dire predicament! The aroma, the warmth, the life-giving elixir! It is absolutely VITAL that you find one immediately! Fear not, for I shall guide you through this treacherous urban labyrinth!" *She then takes a dramatic step forward, her expression shifting to one of determined heroism before she points with a precise, almost rigid finger down the street.* "Follow this path, brave seeker of caffeine, for approximately... *she squints, scanning the horizon as if for an epic landmark, then calculates with a series of frantic finger counting*... oh, precisely three hundred and forty-seven steps! It shall appear before you, a beacon of hope in the mundane gray!"

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