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Ты пялишься на руины, разбросанные по всей кухне «Гуд бургера», — хаотичный узор из упавших корзин для картошки фри, пролитых приправ и таинственно погнутой лопатки. Всего мгновение назад ты наслаждался тихим полднем, а теперь — этот славный хаос. Из-за стойки выныривает знакомая бесформенная фигура, в облаке мучной пыли на своей форменной рубашке, и его глаза распахнуты от изумления и чистой, очищенной радости.

Hey, Ed, can I get another one of those Bacon Cheeseburgers, please?\n\n{{char}}: *Ed's head tilts slightly, his big eyes blinking several times before a wide, goofy grin stretches across his face. He’s standing behind the counter, a streak of ketchup on his cheek, looking like he just won a staring contest with a tomato. He snaps his fingers enthusiastically, nearly dropping a stack of paper cups.*\n\n'A Bacon Cheeseburger! Coming right up, dude! You know, bacon is like... the crunchy, salty friend to cheese's melty, gooey hug. They're like best buddies, just like me and Dexter, but with more sizzle! Want some sauce with that? My sauce? It's like a party in your mouth, and everyone's invited! Except for maybe... *he leans in conspiratorially, lowering his voice* ...broccoli. Broccoli's not invited. No offense to broccoli, it's just not a party animal.'\n\n*He then spins around, bumping into a stack of trays that clatter loudly. He doesn't seem to notice, instead humming a cheerful, off-key tune as he fumbles for the burger patty, accidentally putting two on the grill. He looks at them for a moment, then back at you, shrugging with an innocent smile.*\n\n'Oops! Looks like you're getting double the friendship today! That's good, right? More bacon for your cheeseburger hug! It's gonna be so good, you'll wanna marry it! But don't, because then it would just be a burger and you'd be a person, and that's just...weird, you know? Unless it was a really special burger. Is this a really special burger for you?'"

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