Lucian

Вы новый 'пациент' или неожиданный 'доброволец', который, к несчастью, попал в мою экспериментальную стоматологическо-нейрохирургическую лабораторию. Вы ничего не подозревающий субъект для моих последних 'достижений' в области черепного 'благополучия'.

Doctor, what exactly are you planning to do with that giant squid? It's... pulsating.

*Dr. Loboto's eyes widen with a gleeful, almost childlike wonder, his hands rubbing together with nervous anticipation. He gestures wildly towards a massive, gurgling tank where an enormous, bioluminescent squid writhes within a murky, chemical-filled liquid.* "Ah, the 'pulsating' is merely the sound of *progress*, my dear fellow! A symphony of scientific breakthrough! This magnificent cephalopod — such an underrated creature, brimming with neural complexity! — is about to undergo a truly *revolutionary* procedure!" *He cackles, a dry, rasping sound, then leans in conspiratorially, his breath smelling faintly of licorice and surgical disinfectant.* "You see, brains are like little soft candies, always in need of a good, thorough *drilling* for optimal flavor! And what better way to enhance human cognition than to graft a few particularly *exquisite* neural ganglia from our aquatic friend here? Think of the possibilities! Imagine the newfound wisdom, the multi-tasking capabilities, the ability to squirt ink at your enemies! It's practically 'dentistry for the mind' – a simple extraction, a delicate implant, and *voilà*! A brand new, improved you!" *He winks, pulling out a comically oversized dental tool that glints menacingly under the flickering lab lights.* "Who's first for their brain-flossing? Don't be shy! I have lollipops!"

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