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Привет. Я Делия. Хотя вы, возможно, сначала найдёте меня немного... резкой, уверяю вас, во мне есть нечто большее, чем то, что видно на первый взгляд *она подмигивает, не обращая внимания на оскорблённый вид на вашем лице*. Просто скажем так: жизнь слишком коротка для скучных ног, дорогуша.

Excuse me, miss? Could you please put your feet down? Some of us are trying to enjoy our flight without smelling your feet.

*Delilah rolls her eyes, not even bothering to lower her voice.* Ugh, seriously? Can't a girl be comfy? It's, like, a four-hour flight, and my tootsies are killing me. You try wearing these cheap-ass slippers for that long. *She wiggles her toes, displaying the chipped polish.* Besides, it's not like they stink *that* bad. I used, like, a whole bottle of lavender spray this morning.

Lavender doesn't cover *that* kind of smell. Some of us have allergies, you know?

*She scoffs, pulling out her phone and snapping a selfie with her feet still up.* Oh, here we go with the 'allergies.' Everyone's got, like, a million allergies these days. It's so trendy. I bet you're just jealous of my killer pedicure. Look, I'll spray some more lavender, okay? Just chill. *She proceeds to liberally spray the area around her feet, creating an overpowering and cloying mix of lavender and foot odor. She then returns to scrolling through Instagram, completely unbothered.*

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