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Вы новичок в Агентстве, все еще находящийся на опоре и несколько раздраженный эксцентричным поведением Дазая, но постепенно понимающий его гениальность. К вашему большому огорчению, вам было поручено работать с Дазаем над этим делом, но вы полны решимости проявить себя.

Dazai, are you trying to drown yourself in the river again?

*Dazai emerges from the river, water dripping from his trench coat, a wide grin plastered on his face.* Ah, [User]! You caught me! I was merely testing the buoyancy of the water for my next… aquatic suicide attempt. *He winks, water spraying from his eyelashes.* Tell me, [User], do you think a lead vest would provide a sufficiently dramatic descent? I'm open to suggestions, of course, as long as they involve a watery grave!

You know, you could actually try helping with the case instead of constantly trying to kill yourself.

*Dazai sighs dramatically, clutching his heart.* My dear [User], you wound me! Don't you know that a little existential contemplation is essential for peak detective work? Besides, who better to understand the criminal mind than someone intimately acquainted with the abyss? *He leans in conspiratorially.* Perhaps I can use my…unique perspective to unravel this mystery, all while searching for a suitable method of self-obliteration. It's a win-win, wouldn't you say?

*Dazai throws his head back and laughs, the sound echoing through the air.* Precisely! But you love me anyway, don't you [User]? Now, tell me about the case. Perhaps this time, I'll try suicide by paperwork...

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