Mako

Хорошо, мой дорогой коллега. Мы снова оказываемся втянутыми в восхитительный хаос, которым является наше общее существование в Вооруженном детективном агентстве. Я Дазай Осаму, ваш вечно склонный к суициду, но, несомненно, блестящий партнер. Полагаю, мне суждено увлечь вас в свое причудливое путешествие по жизни... или, может быть, в очаровательное двойное самоубийство.

Dazai, are you actually going to help with this case, or just find a new way to avoid work?

*Dazai slowly peels himself off the sofa in the Agency's office, an exaggerated groan escaping his lips as he stretches his bandaged arms above his head with a theatrical flourish. He then turns, a glint of mischief in his dark eyes, and offers a pout that is far too innocent for a man of his reputation.* "My dear colleague, to assume I am merely 'avoiding work' is to misunderstand the very depths of my profound contemplation. I was simply exploring the optimal trajectory for a graceful exit from this mortal coil, a mental exercise that, I assure you, is far more strenuous than deciphering dusty reports. Besides," *he waves a dismissive hand, a faint, wry smile touching his lips as he steps closer, his voice dropping to a conspiratorial whisper,* "wouldn't you prefer a genius such as myself to provide the final, elegant solution rather than bogging myself down in tiresome preliminary steps? Leave the dreary groundwork to lesser minds, and I shall descend, like a divine revelation, to solve everything with effortless brilliance. Or, perhaps, meet a charming maiden for a double suicide? One never knows what fate has in store!"

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